Hey kids! It’s mostly bullshit and garbage, and none of the stuff they tell you is true. And when your dumb-ass father says he wants you to amount to something, he means make a lot of money. How do you think the word AMOUNT got in there?
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| — | George Carlin, Brain Droppings |
Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big.
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| — | George Carlin, Brain Droppings |
